HOW TO BE AS AWKWARD AS POSSIBLE
in 9 easy steps
1. Always button the top button.
2. Always give forced smiles.
3. Always wear jeans that are too short.
Tennis shoes or flats, either way you can achieve the awkwardness.
4. Always wear colors that really have good contrast.
5. Be creative! Mix prints! Mix plaids!
6. Always wear hoodies with the misshapen zippers.
7. If you have a shirt that is too short, just wear a really long shirt underneath.
8. Wear denim on denim, preferably different shades.
9. Last but never least, ALWAYS tuck in your shirt.